it’s hard to believe another Round Top has come and gone. this week has been super busy catching up from my week away including a day tweaking my space at Curiosities.
as i made the drive to Dallas the other day i started thinking…uh-oh…
you know, i’ve been setting up/shopping Round Top for a lot of years. i’ve waded through mud in my PINK rain boots, endured sunburns and blisters, tolerated icky sweat rolling down my back, layers of dirt piled on top of my ears (yes), fire ants crawling up my legs, ankle deep water, i’ve locked my keys in my car, survived record heat, loaded out in rain, snow, sleet and pitch dark….shall i continue?
but what happened this time takes the cake!
i now affectionately refer to it as “freaky friday”! i had stayed up too late the night before hanging out in the VIP tent at Zapp with my favorite trash talkin’ talker Debbie, the bestest of red.neck gurls Robelyn and my super fun shoppin’ bud Kristi. plus a host of other folks (and a few characters) who stopped by for a visit and a few laughs.
i was a bit tired friday morning so i perched myself on my stool as i observed half a dozen shoppers circle my room. for what remains an unknown reason, i glanced down at the floor…here comes the “freaky” part…my precious room had been INVADED by termites.
i won’t say 1000’s because even i know that’s an exaggeration, but i will say HUNDREDS because that is simply a fact. i completely freaked out…on the inside…and remained cool-as-a-cucumber on the outside.
here’s a fun-fact about me…i don’t do bugs. if it moves and it’s smaller than a cat, i’m out. i’m not a camper. camping = bugs. i don’t even want to talk about camping, it’s a waste of time. my idea of roughing it is a bad motel. if it flies, crawls, stings, wriggles, jumps, bites, slithers and overall creeps me out, i will (gladly) kill it with a newspaper, shoe, a can of hair spray or whatever is handy!
back to my dilemna…in an attempt to not freak out everyone in the room, i calmly removed myself from my stool first killing the termites that had dared to crawl on my feet…are you itchy yet?…and then i began the “termite shuffle”!
i scooted my feet across the floor killing as many as i could as i smiled and chatted with my customers. by the grace of God most of them stayed on the floor…what would i have done had they taken flight?
after i killed the (i repeat) hundreds crawling on the floor, i turned my attention to the windows and began the endless job of taking a paper towel and pane by pane, termite by termite, killing all of those.
with my eyes as big as saucers and my heart thud-thud-thudding in my throat, my sweet neighbor came to see what was going on and said “oh, they won’t hurt you.” to which i replied “they can carry me away! i just don’t want them to eat the legs off my PINK farm table before i can get back here in the Fall!”
boy. i thought i was tired before. i was totally worn out. and then i spent the rest of the day on termite patrol…
other than THAT, it was an amazing week! sold tons of JUNK, that is the idea after all! hugged lots of necks! and laughed til my tummy hurt!
on this happy-heart friday my heart is smiling…no pesky termite is gonna to take that away from me!
~ it’s friday the 13th…may it not be ”freaky”!