sigh. I know, I know, you never dreamed I was the kinda girl that would have two men! My husband and the other MAN! I can hear the collective SHOCK! You know me too well, my record is clean and I never inhaled! So what the heck?

I have to confess…it was love at first sight. I hope you won’t look at me differently…I mean, after all, my husband actually knows and has come to accept our relationship.

Prepare. He’s HOT! He’s tall and dark and built with abs of steel! He’s patient and kind and we love just being together. He always waits for me while I shop and he never complains about the load I make him carry. He’s quiet, one might say reserved and oh-so dreamy. He’s younger too, in fact, much younger! The way he looks at me, I simply melt! We’ve traveled far and wide and have so many great memories!

My MAN wouldn’t miss Warrenton/Round Top! Fall and Spring, he’s there. He thrives on getting hot and sweaty and flexing his muscles for all the girls to see. I’m not the jealous type and I realized long ago that girls, well, they’re just gonna look! At the end of the day he comes home with me and that’s all that matters.

Dependable, did I mention he’s dependable? I could go on and on, but I’m sure you’ve got the picture…HE IS the perfect MAN!

He’s a little camera shy. He thinks he’s not photogenic but that’s completely ridiculous. He’s kinda worried about what you’re gonna think when you, you know, find out. I had to sneak up on him to get his pic so you’ll have to look closely, he’s trying to hide behind a tree. He’s so funny! It’s just a laugh a minute with him!

I never get on the road without a man and this is my MAN….his name? MIGHTY, of course!

He’ll be at Cole’s with me for ten whole days! Remember the place with the indoor plumbing and a/c! You can come by and see him…but…just remember, ladies…LOOKIE, LOOKIE but NO TOUCHIE TOUCHIE!