TWO of everything…
I gotta tell ya, it’s been raining cats & dogs! I’m not complaining. I actually truly enjoy rain. I love the sound and the smell and the dark shadows it casts in the house. I love being home…doing my thang…when it’s raining!
But this is getting serious. Since I was up at 2AM changing the battery in the smoke detector…don’t get me started…I began thinking I best get started gathering my TWO’s. I wanna be ready when Noah swings by later!
I think it’s important to pack light. Which I’ve never done in my entire life, but I’m gonna give it a shot. And I think I’ll take the things that I simply can’t live without. Yeah. That sounds like a good idea.
I’m a little perturbed about this TWO thing *rule*. I tried calling Noah and got a recording…something about “English or Spanish” and press “1″ for this and “2″ for that. I hung up. Then I started wondering if that was a Noah rule or a God rule? uh-huh.
Will there be a bag limit or weight limit and how many ounces of liquid can I take, what about my laptop, I need to tell someone I prefer a window seat (are there window seats on a rather large boat?) and will I have to do a body scan to get on the Ark? Is it a deal breaker if I only have ONE of something?
Was it Noah that started all these nightmare-ish travel rules? I’m beginning to wonder…
Here are a few *necessities* I’ve gathered so far…
…have lip gloss, will travel…
i would feel completely lost without a Louis Vuitton…or two…
that reminds that TWO totes are essential…the pink one Tricia gave me and the white one that red.neck girl, Robelyn, made…
does that mean only TWO outfits…huh…then it’s gotta be…
ahh, the silver lining…i’ll only need TWO of these…
i think my friend Mindy would agree to take these…for holding…ummm…stuff…
i don’t go anywhere without these…but wait…is it ONE pair or TWO slippers?
Man. This is hard!
Well anyway, gotta run…it’s raining again and there’s more gathering to do! What are you packing for your stay on the Ark?












































September 8th, 2010 at 7:38 am
You forgot your BLING!!!
September 8th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
That’s TWO funny!
September 9th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
ROTFL, I needed a good chuckle! Fabulous post!!!
xxoo
September 10th, 2010 at 4:16 am
I miss you! Did you read about our smoke detector snafoo?
September 10th, 2010 at 7:09 am
Two jars for double fisted drinking. If we are leaving on the ark, we may as well feel REALLY good about it! lol Thanks for remembering me! ~Mindy
September 11th, 2010 at 4:50 am
Great post, Janet! Love your happy dresses.